What is the Semen Content of Rocky Mountain Oysters?

Boy Cow I’m often asked some bazaar questions, and although I know lots and lots of stuff. Sometimes, I am forced to rely on the experts.


Wikipedia tells us that, ” Rocky Mountain oysters are bull calf testicles used as food.

They are often deep-fried after being peeled, coated in flour, pepper and salt, and sometimes pounded flat. This delicacy is most often served as an appetizer[1] with a cocktail sauce dip.”

Yeah. With COCKtail sauce dip. Why not, right?


Semen Filled?” There’s always hope, right?” M. Sorrell of West Virginia told

” I’m hoping that the jizz content of balls is something greater than zero… that would actually be pretty cool.”

“I eat alot of stuff…”

“Don’t let them fool you. A cooked swimmer is still a swimmer! Don’t let them tell you otherwise!”


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