Possibly. But, not likely. Read more →
What is the Semen Content of Rocky Mountain Oysters?
I’m often asked some bazaar questions, and although I know lots and lots of stuff. Sometimes, I am forced to rely on the experts. Wikipedia tells us that, ” Rocky Mountain oysters are bull calf testicles used as food. They are often deep-fried after being peeled, coated in flour, pepper and salt, and sometimes pounded flat. This delicacy is… Read more →
Dark Purple… If you’re wondering.
Wanna see the “judge” in people? Show them your toes. You’ll be surprised by how many of your “friends” are visibly bothered by a little bit of paint. Read more →
I really should put more time into Petrapture. It is the end of the world, you know. Nothing like capitalisation of fear to line the ol’ pockets. Make sure you visit… And, tell a friend sucker. Read more →
I don’t “obsess” about my weight. I just pay attention to it. I can fluctuate between 175 ~181 over the course of two days. I’m told I should eat more. Read more →
What are YOU doing now?
Hockey. Read more →
Uncle Matt’s Under Boob Sweat
1. Tastes like Sun-tea. 2. Is a commodity. 3. Available in 1oz servings. Inquire at sample@mattssweattea.com Read more →
Evidently, these guys can’t win for shit!!!
I was just schooled by Matt English, who explained that the Trailblazer pretty much suck the nuts of the NBA and haven’t won fuck-all since 1977. Thus, the name of this bar. Read more →